Sunday, July 04, 2010

July 4th Bikini Edition 2010

I have noticed something interesting this year. Several somethings in fact. The first is that I'm not the only one doing a 4th of July bikini edition. Even if, as far as I can tell, I was the first. Second, there seems to be a much wider range of bikini styles this year compared to past years. I blame the Tea Party influence on our youth. Well I'm a pundit ain't I? I have to blame it on something. And lest we forget what this celebration is all about:

The Declaration of Independence and the Constitution of the United States of America

Now the above exposition is one of those old fashioned ways of having portable information. No batteries required.

Ah. Too many words and not enough pictures you say? How right you are. So without further ado. Pictures.

This one got five stars. It looks like it has more stars than that. Let me count them. Carefully.

Amazon
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This is a stark reminder that men have gone through hell to give us the pleasure of looking at pretty women in skimpy suits on the 4th. May the enemies of Liberty rot in hell. Semper fi.

Amazon
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A regular show off. Who appears to be getting ready to show more.

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This bikini looks a lot like the first one. However, if you can avoid the distractions (some distractions!) you will note that it is trimmed and patterned differently. And trim matters. Ask any sailor. Say, aren't I a sailor? Yes I am. Believe me. Trim matters. And I can say without fear of contradiction that this fine young lady is in full sailing trim. Can't wait to get into port and drop her jib. And you will note the jib is not luffing. Fully filled. No slack lines. Heh.
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A good reason to let bygones be bygones. After all we are now friends.
Bygones
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Here is a lady who stands ready to fully defend her Liberties and drive off those who intend to take unwanted liberties. What a country!
Liz
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A not so little something for the ladies or those of other persuasions.

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In Vest. In yourself.

In Vest Amazon
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All American Brazil Style.

Brazil Style
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This one is supposedly for hipsters. I'm hip to that.

Hipster
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This got my attention. Nice rigging.

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Another nice bit of rigging.

Rig
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This lady appears to be a body builder. She appears to have built one fine body.

Body Builder
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What would a 4th of July be without a Tactical Girls Calendar? Not near as good.

Amazon Tactical Girls 2010
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And what would an independence day celebration be without a little music and some real tactical girls? Not quite the same. So - a little Independence music maestro:



and currently my all time favorite 4th of July Song:



Their motto is:

Don't Tread On Me
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or how about the land lubbers version?

Don't Tread On Me
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And to close out what has been a labor of love for me - how a book about bikinis?

Bunny Yeager's Bikini Girls of the 1950s - Illustrated

Have an exciting 4th.

Previous Bikini Editions:

Bikinis 4 July 2009

Bikinis 4 July 2008

Bikinis 4 July 2007

2 comments:

latent sanity said...

How could anyone come up with a more cogent, poignant argument in favor of public nudity ....

M. Simon said...

If thine eye offend thee....