My Pet Jawa has a report up on the cyber war between the Taliban and the Jawas.
To: Taliban Shura CouncilI hope Rusty will forgive me for putting the whole thing up. It was just too delicious. Visit The Jawa Report if you feel guilty. I did.
CC: Propaganda Dept.; Cyberwarfare; Planning;
BCC: Adil 'Murchal' Watanmal; Qari Muhammad 'Ahmadi' Yussuf; Zabihullah Mujahid
From: Rusty Shackleford, The Jawa Report, & Sandcrawler Crew
Subject: Cyberattack Failure
Nice try. Your cyberattacks are even more pathetic than your actual attacks on NATO forces, all of which are easily repelled. Next time you should probably hire someone who is not a total retard to manage your webspace and cyberattacks.
Let's tally the score Adil:
Taliban websites successfully attacked by Jawas over past week: 41
Jawa websites successfully attacked by Taliban in the past week: 0
This may not be exactly the private war A. Jacksonian had in mind, but it will have to do until something better comes along.
HT linearthinker via e-mail
Cross Posted at Classical Values