Sunday, July 23, 2006

Diplomatic Miracle

According to a Abu Lanjri Al Farrân post at Anecdotes from a Banana Republic this war has brought the Israelis and the Saudis together (along with a bunch of vitriol of course). My response to him was:

Abu Lanjri Al Farrân,

Well, well, well. According to you the war has produced at least one good result. The alliance of Israel and Saudi Arabia.

Hizbollah can produce diplomatic miracles impossable even with all the might and connivance of the USA.

They are powerful indeed.
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Abu Lanjri Al Farrân said...

Yahweh is a Great God.
The God of Eretz Yisrael.
Killer of Palestinian Women.
Raper of Lebanese Children.
Praise Be to Yahweh.
War is Peace!
Long live el Presidente Bushmert!

Abu Lanjri Al Farrân said...

"You will see a new Middle East in the way of Hizbullah and Islam, not in the way of Rice and Israel." [H. Safieeddin, Teheran-based Hezbollah lunatic]

"Arabs are fleeing from Jaffa and Haifa. Bedouin are fleeing from the Sharon. Most are seeking [to join up]with members of their family. Villagers are returning to their villages. Leaders are also in flight, most of them are taking their families to Nablus, Nazareth. The Bedouins are moving to Arab areas. According to our 'friends' [advisors], every response to our dealing a hard blow at the Arabs with many casualties is a blessing. This will increase the Arabs' fear and external help for the Arabs will be ineffective. To what extent will stopping transportation cramp the Arabs? The fellahin [peasants] won't suffer, but city dwellers will. The country dwellers don't want to join the disturbances, unless dragged in by force. A vigorous response will strengthen the refusal of the peasants to participate in the battle. Josh Palmon [an advisor to Ben-Gurion on Arab affairs] thinks that Haifa and Jaffa will be evacuated [by the Arabs] because of hunger [D. Ben-Gurion, First Israeli Fuhrer]

“First law: Objects in motion tend to stay in motion, and objects at rest tend to stay at rest unless an outside force acts upon them; Second law: The rate of change of the momentum of a body is directly proportional to the net force acting on it, and the direction of the change in momentum takes place in the direction of the net force; Third law: To every action (force applied) there is an equal but opposite reaction (equal force applied in the opposite direction)” [Isaac Newton, famous closet Arianist with a weirdly Semitic name- no pun intended]

Spare us the hypocritical verbiage Simon mio!
And I thought you were a “chief engineer”...

M. Simon said...

Abu Lanjri Al Farrân,

Thanks for the comments.

You are the most active commenter I have had for days. Keep up the good work. And tell all your friends.

I can use the traffic.

And better days for Lebanon. Sure to happen once there are enough men in the country willing to stand up to Hizbollah.

Lebanese have to decide Syria and Iran or Lebanon.