Looking for Ming

Cheer up Senator Richard "call me Dick" Durbin.

dick@durbin.senate.gov

When you contact him tell him Bush is just like Hitler and Stalin. The Boy needs some cheering up.

In addition it would be helpful if some one could contact the Army and get the firing squads cranked up. Dick needs some bodies.

No doubt Dick Durbin should stop with the Hitler comparisons already.

What he needs to do is to pick some really bad guy. Like Ming the Merciless. Do you remember how he made Flash Gordon shovel coal into the atomic furnaces? It was truly evil. Flash was actually starting to sweat.

And what about the treatment of the Mole People?

Something must be done.

Koran desecrators must be shot. That would be 5 of ours and 15 of theirs. A fair exchange all in all.

I understand why Dick would do what he did. The islamic fascists need all the help they can get. Dick is just doing his part. Kind of like what the left did in the 30s with the Hitler is worse than Stalin bit. Except for that period when they had a treaty. When Hitler was just as good as Stalin. Until Hitler attacked Stalin. When he became bad again. Or worse. Depending.

In any case Stalin filled more graves, but he had advantages. A bigger population to work with.

The saddest part of the Durbin story is that we are falling way behind in our feeble attempt to be truly evil. Did you know that so far in three years of war only ten or twenty prisoners have died in captivity? Stalin could do ten times that in an hour. And Hitler? The man ran a production line.

I wonder what is the cause of our striking lack of efficiency? We need to put some one in charge whose heart is in it. Where is Ming when you need him?