Global Warming Kills Children

Yes. Global Warming is Killing Children.

Francisco Lotero, 56, and Miriam Coletti, 23, shot their daughter and her toddler brother before killing themselves.

Their son Francisco, two, died instantly after being hit in the back.

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[the] parents said they feared the effects of global warming in a suicide note discovered by police.

Hypocrites. Didn't they realize that the heat from burning gunpowder contributes to global warming? Too bad for the kid though. Usually with these kinds of situations the "cause" is irrelevant. If they hadn't latched on to global warming flying saucer people might have sufficed.