Thursday, April 24, 2008

No Contest

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with huge breasts who owns a beer distributorship.

Is there a contest here?


Joseph Sixpack said...

Those are interesting characterizations, but I cannot get the more salient characterizations out of my head: all three candidates are politicians.

M. Simon said...

And as my mom says:

They are all crooks.

Rightwingsnarkle said...

You forgot to mention that Cindy McCain is anorexic, brain-damaged, and a drug addict.

You also forgot to mention that Mad Jack is a serial adulterer who dumped his first wife after she was badly injured in a car crash, could only walk with crutches, and got really fat.

As for your repeated use of the word 'bitch' to describe women, you've got nothing on Mad Jack. He prefers the term cunt.

Classy guy.

M. Simon said...


I suppose you could always vote for whichever classy Democrat gets the nod.

Too bad Newt is not running eh?