Saturday, February 07, 2009

Obama Jokes

So I'm Googling around type "Obama" into Google and the #2 item on the list with over 8 million references is "Obama jokes". Well I got to get me some of those. My favorite so far is "Barack Obama is President of the United States". I'm sure he will get funnier as time goes on. There is a site called The Barack Obama Jokes Website which is supposed to have some real jokes. You know like the joke is on him.

Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Barack Obama says, “Leave the bucks here!”
Not bad.
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A. He thought Barry sounded too American.
That is going to leave a mark.

Now here is a pair that seems to go together.
Q. Why will Jane Fonda vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.

Q. Why will Ho Chi Minh vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Ho Chi Minh is dead.
Chicago politicians. They are special. Luckily we have one for President.
Have you ever noticed how Obama thinks nothing is impossible as long as somebody else has to pay for it?
I thought that was the motto of Democrats everywhere.
Blessed are they who find Obama funny, for they shall never cease to be entertained.
I'm counting on it. Only Three Years 11 months 1 weeks and 5 days to go. Why is that so painful? I think this one explains it.
Even though Obama doesn't have any experience, we'll get plenty.
Here is a rather nasty one from the election.
“But all this doesn’t matter because Obama keeps pulling away in the polls. Every week, he gets a little more ahead. And with almost all groups. Liberals, of course, always supported him. … And conservatives like the idea of paying a black man to clean up their mess.” ~Bill Maher
Of course that was before the election. Things are looking different now. I think he will be running his 2012 campaign on this platform: "New and Better Messes". And it only took him a little over two weeks to get a good start.

Here is one for you:

Q. Why was George Bush happy that Obama got elected?

A. He thought it would improve his standing with history. What surprised Bush is that it only took two weeks.

OK. I'm going to finish this post with a turtle.
While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a "post turtle." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a "post turtle" was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a "post turtle". The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb ass put him up there."
Which reminds me: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average Obama voter."

And if you want more and are tired of surfing the 'net you can always read the book: Barack Obama Jokes.

Cross Posted at Classical Values

1 comment:

Dishman said...

I'd have to say that he's had the most inauspicious start to a presidency since WH Harrison's inaugural address.