Sunday, February 08, 2009

Bong Hits For Kellog's

For those of you who haven't been keeping up, Michael Phelps who won 14 Olympic Gold Medals in Swimming has also been caught smoking a bong. Graphic evidence has been provided.

Naturally his sponsors are not happy. But the sponsor's customers are unhappy that the sponsors are unhappy. As part of its damage control efforts for dropping Mr. Phelps from its list of endorsers Kellogg (the cereal people) has set up a hotline to cope with all the calls.

1-800-962-1413 Option #1


The fact that it is the first option says that they are getting a lot of heat. Think of it this way. If this was 1929 pot is legal and beer is not. Had he been caught smoking pot in 1929 he would have been considered eccentric, but not a criminal. We are fortunate to have a government that can make as many criminals as it needs.

Cross Posted at Classical Values

2 comments:

libhom said...

I'm boycotting Kellogg's. Corporations need to stop trying to run our lives.

99% said...

"I'm boycotting Kellogg's. Corporations need to stop trying to run our lives."

Oh no! I bet they'll really miss the stoners like you! Booo hooo!!!