A Song For Obama

Commenter bgates at Just One Minute has run with a suggestion of mine and written an outstanding song parody.

I see a White House and I want it painted black
No Clintons anymore they both can kiss my sack
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head or Michelle will break my nose
I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
Idling with my entourage but Al Gore cuts me slack
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
They're in the media and ignore all my mistakes
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
Prob'ly because every day I smoke more than one pack
Maybe soon I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
I'll just claim those bitter rubes could not vote for a black

No more will I be showing up at Trinity
Turns out they hate whitey, hey man, it was news to me
If I look cool enough in front of these Germans
Maybe I can say I won before November comes

I see a White House and I want it painted black
Anyone who criticizes me is smoking crack
I am a symbol of what's good in this country
That's why I sometimes seem to lack humility
Hmm, hmm, hmm,...
I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I want Republicans blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black

Outstanding bgates.

Cross Posted at Classical Values