Have You Heard The Crack About Sheryl Crow?
She wants us all to cut back on toilet paper. One square per visit to the loo.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
Eric at Classical Values has a round up and a vintage R. Crumb cartoon about anal hygine. Hilarious. And deep.
I used to think Sheryl was hot (despite our political differences). Now I'd be afraid of touching her with a ten foot pole. Or coming within smelling distance.
I suppose you could win her heart by telling her she didn't smell anything like you expected. Romance. It just isn't what it used to be.
Cross Posted at The Astute Bloggers
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3 comments:
this is amazing really.
except that it's what leftism really comes down to, isn't it!?!?
i mean: THE FREAKIN WANNA TELL US HOW TO WIPER OR ASS!
that is the ultimate nanny-state.
and it gets worse!
'cause it's not for OUR OWN good, or for some poor disadvantaged people on the other side of the earth.
it;s for the earth! YES::: WE MUST SAVE THE EARTH!
sheesh.
M. SIMON: do you remember that OLD joke about this very thing!?
i think i heard it 45 years ago.
someone should do JPEGS of it and post it as a sheryl crow "how to wipe your ass with one sheet".
here's how it went...
you take one square of TP.
you fold it in half, and in half again.
you rip off a bit the inner corner part, where all four layers meet.
(SAVE THIS LITTLE PIECE OF TP!)
you unfold it the lager piece.
now you have one square of TP with a little FINGER-SIZED hole in it.
you stick your middle finger in the hole, and then wipe your ass with this finger - scraping all the feces with this finger.
when you're done, you use the TP to wipe the feces off this finger - as you remove it. then throw it away.
then you take the little piece you tore off (and SAVED!) to get the SHIT out from under UNDER YOUR EARTH-WORSHIPPING LEFTIST NAIL!
heh.
it's actually amazing that this idiotic and disgusting pre-adolescent "gross-out" joke from the 1960's (or earlier) actually fits the eco-nutsies to a "T"!
idiots.
rush did a bit on this today. hot air has the link.
Here is the link to Rush.
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