Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Internet Cafe Burns in Gaza

Al Queda in Gaza thinks that internet cafes are dens of iniquity.

After the Palestinian branch of al-Qaeda took responsibility for killing a senior Palestinian intelligence officer and four of his escorts three weeks ago, the group again took responsibility for violence in the Gaza Strip. Early Sunday morning, Gunmen shot and set fire to an internet coffee shop in Jabaliya in the northern Gaza Strip, causing massive damage.

Sunday afternoon an announcement was made claiming that the organization Islamic Swords of Justice, identified as an affiliate of al-Qaeda are responsible for the incident.

In the organization's announcement, it was stated that burning the coffee shop is "part of a series of actions aimed at fighting corruption and the corrupt. During the holy month of Ramadan, our fighters have started operating on the holy land and in the early morning placed a bomb weighing ten kilograms (22 pounds) next to the coffee shop, ridden with corruption and characteristic of the unethical activities that have increased in recent days. Jihad fighters detonated the bomb as a message to all the corrupt people."

According to the gunmen, the owner of the establishment was pre-warned that his business serves as a center for unethical activity and that he should straighten out the situation before it is too late. The organization warned that they would not spare anyone they deemed unethical and that their "swords will have no mercy on them."
Which is why I have been saying that we need to bring more Electricity to Iraq. Exposure to other ideas and cultures is destructive of the Islamist vision. Electricity is key to that exposure. Literacy not required (for TV).

Not to mention, washing machines, running water, flush toilets, and sewage treatment. When we get Iraq to stop smelling like a shit hole maybe the people there will stop acting like they live in one.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

FROM: CAROL HERMAN

Whose this "we" Kimasabee?

The arabs learned to be middle-class as businessmen, handling deals. For thousands of years! ANd, they're also pirates. ANd, other assorted thieves. Who haven't really gotten the best hang of business. Except when you're the customer, they feel great. And, brag to their moslem friends, how they suckered ya.

So that's basically "it." They live on suckering others.

You want to help parasites? Go to it.

But IF the muzzies have no art, or literature to speak of. And, they've never reached for one single work on the ELIGHTENMENT, how, exactly do you get their homes to smell less like sewers?

You've just never walked, in Israel, from an Israeli neighborhood, into an Arab one. I had the "pleasure." I never saw cockroaches so big! And, I never thought people would accept taking a shit, by putting their feet on two bricks, and then squatting. Aiming their asses into the pipes, stuck there to be shit holes.

Maybe, we should give IQ tests out to people? I'd bet the IQ's grow stronger when Idealism takes a beating. So the young get to be so much smarter when they grow older. Unless they're handicapped into believing the "can change the world."

Sure. One toilet at a time. Before pestilance and disease come due; and hand you the bill, before exiting.

I think the best lessons come from fear. Gazoo has what to fear among each other's tribal units.

Iraqis have what to fear from the very crap they elected.

Ditto, and WORSE in iran. The persians were supposed to have so much experience! So they became overjoyed at deposing the Shah.

My sympathy meter's been broken on purpose.

And, I laugh when Darwin Award Winners get listed annually. Doesn't teach future recipients a thing, though.

ANd, in iraq, gazoo, lebanon; and other freak shows ... they can damn well do what they please. Their lives suck. So at least it demonstrates to others WHAT NOT TO DO.

In roads?

These camel humpers now have as much "inroad" as the homosexuals will get. As their "lobby" crashes down. DONE ON PURPOSE BY QUEERS. To each other.

You got sympathy? See if I care?

Anonymous said...

Does anybody know what the alleged "unethical" activities were?

M. Simon said...

anon,

Good question.