I'm so out of it that I missed Danica Patrick's beaver last year. Danica is a local girl from Roscoe, Illinois, about 10 miles from where I live as the crow flies. A little longer if the beaver swims the Rock River.
And you know what else I missed? Danica was in the Sports Illustrated swim suit edition looking very demurely athletic. As you can see from the photo below.
H/T Instapundit who likes pictures of pretty women, and who says "sex sells". I wonder if that is true? OK. I've got an idea. There is a lot of sex in the Bible. So what could be better than an Orgasm Bible?An orgasm maybe? Now there is a service, if it could be delivered online, that could make a lot of money. Before our lawmakers got into the act. And what would that act be called? The Hookers and Prostitutes Price Support Act. Them damn socialists in Congress are always trying to screw everything up. And you know what else? I'll bet they only take testimony in private due to the sensitive nature of the subject.
Cross Posted at Classical Values