The Gypsy Curse
I like the New Al Gore's current persona.
"The sky is falling. The sky is falling. However, do not fear. This is your lucky day. I'm selling indulgences".
This is a great step up from the "your money has the gypsy curse" scam. After all there is no scientific proof that the gypsy curse works (well except for the gypsy).
Prompted by a discussion at Althouse
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If you are living in fear of global warming you can obtain spiritual relief by repeating the Gore Psalm as follows:
ALGORE is my shepherd; I shall not think.
He maketh me lie down with green fascists:
He leadeth me beside the still-freezing waters.
He selleth my soul:
He leadeth me in the paths of self-righteousness for his own sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of reason,
I will fear no logic: for thou art with me;
Thy family oil fortune and thy 10,000 square foot mansion, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a movie in the presence of contradictory evidence:
Thou anointest mine head with nonsense; my fear runneth over.
Surely blind faith and hysteria shall follow me all the days of my life:
and I will dwell in the house of ALGORE forever.
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